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All about men:
Good love needs a good man
It goes without saying that for your love to be good, you need a good man to make it happen. And to find and keep your good man, a good understanding of their specie will always come in handy.
How many of your conversations with your girlfriends center on men or eventually gravitate around the topic of men?
If you are in a relationship, you talk about the man in your relationship. If you aren’t, you talk about the men in your past. If you want to be in a relationship, you talk about the kind of men that you like to be with. If you don’t have men of your own to talk about, you talk about other women’s men.
Understanding men and everything associated with them is no picnic. But even with all the frustrations of trying to figure them out, most of us want a man in our life. As the joke goes: men are like blenders. You know you need one but you’re not quite sure why.
In the interest of bettering our understanding of the male species, I have included bits of information that I have learned though the years: from readings, from previous relationships, from male friends, from my friends’ boyfriends, from my friends’ husbands, etc. and from every little bit of stories and gossips that one gets from endless women-talk.
Men, summed up
The nice men are ugly
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men have no money
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money
The handsome men without money are after our money
The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and never make the first move
The men who never make the firs move, automatically lose interest in us when we make the move
Now…who in the world understands men?
(Source: Internet jokes passed around)
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